Essay question of the day: Is it easier to pick up nuns or bartenders? Discuss in 200 words or less.
My vote is with nuns. A bartender, especially an experienced one, knows bullshit when she sees it and, in fact, expects it from any man who knows she is a bartender. A nun on the other hand, has a zest and love of life that that does not always sense an ulterior motive. (I am using my Aunt Mary as a base comparison here)
Umm... that's kinda messed up.
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